Chorus:
I'm doin Midi Shits on my iPhone
Straight up dome on my cell phone
I'm doin Midi Shits on my iPhone
Get creeped-out on my cell phone

Steely Dan Son Of Sam Royal Scam Black Grape
Midi Shit take a hit throw a fit get baked
Katy died tellin lies catchin flies
You can see it in her eyes
Grateful Dead stay in bed 20 days purple haze
Ooga booga break dance gettin outta my pants
Trousers, blouses, thongs
Aerosmith Kate Perry Scratch Acid remix
Wicked Wicks prix fix big dick Willie pix
Do it pon de left do it pon de right
Mid i Shits ballin all day all night
Many bands holdin hands baby sit weak jams
Gettin paid gettin laid off shit sound like aids
On the stage big disgrace shit face Ace of Base
Rob Base says it takes 2 but not you

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Big boys dem a make big noises
Pon de studio control room choices
Dem shit voice pon de left
Shit noise pon de right
Midi Shits stereo ras clot fairies oh
No no no no no yo don't love me 'n I know now
On your feet on your knees give em a blow job
Do your best 'ol Allie X'll see to the rest
Blow load cell phones no holdin back
Flickered-out jpegs strewth nice racks
Midi Shit pon de wire street 66
Step write in an' take some licks
LKJ Stevie Ray and LL Cool J
Super Tramp Big Black Rick Ross' Maibach
Fabalous an' that dead dude from INXS

Ooga booga break dance
Gettin outta my pants