1. |
Black Hash
02:48
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Chorus:
Smoke up smoke up everybody smoke up (4x)
Verse 1:
We got toe jam football twenty foot long
Do the Walrus grungle Mr. Bungle big dong
Big bongs big spliffs big bricks Thai sticks
Blowin Afghan black all day at the flat
Do the bump n grind in my mind
6 chunks 7 chunks 8 chunks
My trunks full dunk big bunk all night long
Blowin Afghan black while I write this song
I get geeked-up
I get tripped-out
get my arse high black hash get me high
(Chorus)
Verse 2:
Juju eyeballs feet below my knees
Muddy bong water Life Savers made of weed
Sip black hash tea laced with wizard wee
Blowin Afghan black all night at the flat
Syd Barret lemonade kool aid acid test
Get that feelin when I look to the west
Robert Plant's Moleskine Jimmy Page Boleskine
Blowin Afghan black while I look to the West
I get geeked-up
I get tripped-out
get my arse high black hash get me high
(Chorus)
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2. |
Sheeeeeeeeit!
03:04
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Chorus:
Sheeeeeee-it (2x)
If you think I care get the f86k outta here
Say sheeeeeee-it
Sheeeeeee-it (2x)
You're a big disgrace get the f86k out my face
Say sheeeeeee-it (2x)
Caught up in the game claim to fame is a gay mustache
Waitin for the bus but the bus don't come outta cash
Standin in the rain for the train insane watchin ass
Ace of spades get paid laid up in a flash
(Chorus)
Flash dance underpants Adam Ant's chewin on a bone
Beethoven liederhosen Grey Gardens 6 G phone
Rubbin n tuggin Nite Clubbin chubbin up Grace Jones
Hot DJs talk sh*t in a pit all alone
(Chorus)
Talkin that sh*t n you just don't quit never
If it smells like sh*t then it must be shit uh-huh
They be smellin that sh*t from 25 miles away
The bus don't come and you gotta get away
(Chorus)
(Verse 1)
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Chorus:
Upstaged outraged blow you off the stage
No smoke big joke blow you off the stage
Bone dancers
No chancers
Shot callers
Big ballers
I'm shootin pearls five girls took my oils
With the early morning light
Creepin in through the curtain brightly
We done a sidgee on a midgee with a squeegy man
Creature From The Black Lagoon
Party Harders, Sickboy, Droon
We left The Pope Of Dope
Hangin on a fuckin rope
Don't bend over in the shower
When you're pickin up the soap
Wearin bangles on his dangle
Dropped trou' round his ankles
Tryna rail a buncha snitties
Huffin rush with Geddy Lee
(Chorus)
Crowd roars encore
Standin o's off we goes
No age bird cage back stage
Brush the dirt off me shoulder
Hippy jam band from Boulder
There's a hot DJ team cryin in the corner
They huddled shit-scared
Million mile space stared
Greenpoint dorks Pitchfork pork
Fader masturbators
Levi Strauss payin for their practice space, ay?
Oi, Aleister X don't need no practice ace
(chorus)
I eat sushi buy loosies offa Yemenites
White man in Hammersmith Bedstuy keeps it tight
California Hotel Motel Hell (say what?)
Real bad vibrations
Lawson Stations altercations
Resident alien Pygmalion
Linda Kasabian Delorean
Ignoring all the fake producers
Un-Ableton users
Midi shit remixers
Power blog taste fixers
You all got my number
(chorus)
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4. |
The Special (skit)
00:18
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5. |
I Am A Ghost
03:03
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I am a man that used to be
Reduced to ectoplasmic wee
Down darkened corridors I creep
Shufflin footsteps floor boards creak
There is a place we used to go
Of fabled stages top-rate shows
In New York City we did blow
All of our cash and all our loads
At night the Bowery came alive
And Chinee opium we tried
Into the clip joints and the dives
That's how we lived that's how we died
I am a ghost of darkness gone
In Tammany we sang this song
The Black Sheeps' work was never done
The spectres of The Chosen Ones
And from the Ghost Ships we did come
Green Manalishis on the run
Cursed by the anthems of the sun
Conscripted phantoms hired guns
I pass through rooms and float down halls
Rattle the pictures on your walls
An apparition at nightfall
O three hundred banshees call
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6. |
Jail Bait (featuring JR)
02:38
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Chorus:
Jail bait on a date
Get me high til I die
Jailbait playin dead
Always fuckin with my head
Face up ass down on me hands n knees
Jail bait dominate real dick tease
Tied up highed up says she's got the jack
Roped up choked up hitt me from the back
Jail bait baby young sweet teaser
I get what I need
When I rub up on my geezer
(Chorus)
She disrespect me
Forever reject me
She never request me
And always second guess me
Fresh young thing
To my old king dweeb
I got him all wound up
With my fresh young stuff
(Chorus)
Dadi is a badi got a real mean itch
Feelin regal barely legal
Twisted little bitch
Likes to make me crazy
Drive me outta me head
Says she's mean nineteen
Stealin all me meds
Gimme gimme gimme
Some smoke some huffs some bumps
I'm gettin in my kicks
Till this old sucker gonna get dumped
(Chorus)
(Repeat verse 2)
-Aleister X/JR, 2011
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7. |
Midi Shits
03:34
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Chorus:
Big hits midi shits do em on the decks
Producer's puttin hexes droppin some xes
Big hits midi shits suckin on tits
Aleister X is droppin some xes
New York City is a real tuff titty
Rents are high so am I till I die
Full of fakers rakers idea takers
Lift my riffs rip my spliffs rook my hooks
40 days and 40 nights
Cookin Pro Tools sessions
Mixed blessings from the dark side
Dicky Pete stole my beat
Put it in a remix that he done for them dicks
BEP's sniffing fake Jay-Zs
Too many jam bands perpetrate space jams
A thousand shows witch house and pose
Blogs drop big logs
Real doody shit clogs
Aint nothin goin on here but the rent
Show's gettin well boring well spent
Snoring on the stage bitches get paid
Off my shit from 20 oh 8
(chorus)
When I go to San Francisco
Be sure to wear some dead flowers in me hair
London calling Upper Haight don't be late
East Bay Ray meets Kanye and Sade
Bruce Losse nodded off with a ciggie lit
On a couch at the house what a real bad trip
Caught the couch on fire like a funeral pyre
Tina Age 13 put it out
In The Mission we get pissed in at the flat
With Johanson Bakersfield dancin
Geeked out, danked out, blanked out, ganked out
Cholos and lolos rockin out to Yoyo
Hyphy nicked me drum machine
Programmed on Ketamine
DJs gettin paid off the beats I made
Producer's done a midi shit
Coulda been a big hit
(chorus)
(last verse same as the first)
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10. |
Gimme Black Skull
02:44
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She wanna gimme black skull
Take a fall got my balls to the wall
Black light too bright tripped out tonight
Gimme black skull gimme gimme black skull
She wanna gimme black skull
She wanna tear down the wall
All these bitches can't resist it
Smokin hot bitches persistant
Rest for the wicked wick sisters tits out
Gimme black skull gimme gimme black skull
Six dark fruits gettin twisted
In a rave at a cave gettin pissed in
Six more comin and they all started hummin
Gimme black skull gimme gimme black skull
Tits up lean lean back
Dicks up Jaguar
Popped down the lane in the rain no pain
Ease the seat back reach down wrap your dome round
Gimme black gimme gimme black skull
Yeah
She wanna gimme black skull
She wanna tear down the wall
Yeah
I'm all about a bit 'o brain
Gettin black skull deep inside the game
Planes and levels three daughters of the devil
Gimme black skull gimme gimme black skull
She wanna gimme black skull
She wanna tear down the wall
All these bitches can't resist it
Smokin hot bitches persistant
Rest for the wicked wick sisters tits out
Gimme black skull gimme gimme black skull
Six dark fruits gettin twisted
In a rave at a cave gettin pissed in
Six more comin and they all started hummin
Gimme black skull gimme gimme black skull
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12. |
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Chorus:
Roll up hold up we ain't gonna stop
Aleister X Jerry got the drop
Roll up hold up we ain't gonna quit
Takin shits makin hits flickin clits gettin pissed
Oi Listen up drinks up yeah
Aleister X Jerry takin wees with the steez
Blowin trees in the studio hits all nite
Throwin pills on the Por Tools tits on mikes
We got bad shits digital bad trips
Subliminal mad shit meltin off the speakers
Tweakers 'n freeks get laid to the beats we made
On point with the doink
Put a donk on your own shit
We don't want none of it
We're pullin out butt plugs tip mugs big nugs
Black pugs on drugs next level shit
Produced by the devil shit
Jay-Z's ghost writer couldn't even nick it
We kick game on top
Super man high 5 doggy style dark side
Aleister X Jerry don't stop
Keep it real in the field coppin a feel
(Chorus)
Me and my dog A-X
Rollin up
LAX
Drip fake titty into my face
Dibble dribble wobble wobble.......
Amboine dream team
This is the beat that I fuck with
Then I come with a truck with
2 milfs that I fuck with
2 gifs that I'm stuck with
And I don't give a fuck with
I've got my favorite shoes on
My 3_-D has booze cruise on
To the left whose on in the news on
MTV news on my iPad to the left
MTV news on my iPad to the right
Roll up
(Chorus)
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13. |
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Get that vampire wet
Make that pussy sweat
Ride in a black limo got your panties in a bunch
Ride in a black limo got my panties in a bunch
Hidin out in limos got my panties in a bunch
Hidin out with vampires got my pussy out for lunch
Tits out tits up
Dicks out dicks up
Sundown dicks up
Sundown tits up
Ride in a black limo got a woody after brunch
Partyin with vampires got my panties in a bunch
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15. |
Believe In Magic
00:55
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Do you believe in magic
tell me true
do you believe in magic (girl tell me now)
what are you gonna do?
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16. |
Black Mashanon
02:05
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18. |
Nob (featuring JR)
02:19
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Chorus:
I'm doin Midi Shits on my iPhone
Straight up dome on my cell phone
I'm doin Midi Shits on my iPhone
Get creeped-out on my cell phone
Steely Dan Son Of Sam Royal Scam Black Grape
Midi Shit take a hit throw a fit get baked
Katy died tellin lies catchin flies
You can see it in her eyes
Grateful Dead stay in bed 20 days purple haze
Ooga booga break dance gettin outta my pants
Trousers, blouses, thongs
Aerosmith Kate Perry Scratch Acid remix
Wicked Wicks prix fix big dick Willie pix
Do it pon de left do it pon de right
Mid i Shits ballin all day all night
Many bands holdin hands baby sit weak jams
Gettin paid gettin laid off shit sound like aids
On the stage big disgrace shit face Ace of Base
Rob Base says it takes 2 but not you
(Chorus)
Big boys dem a make big noises
Pon de studio control room choices
Dem shit voice pon de left
Shit noise pon de right
Midi Shits stereo ras clot fairies oh
No no no no no yo don't love me 'n I know now
On your feet on your knees give em a blow job
Do your best 'ol Allie X'll see to the rest
Blow load cell phones no holdin back
Flickered-out jpegs strewth nice racks
Midi Shit pon de wire street 66
Step write in an' take some licks
LKJ Stevie Ray and LL Cool J
Super Tramp Big Black Rick Ross' Maibach
Fabalous an' that dead dude from INXS
Ooga booga break dance
Gettin outta my pants
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DUST BINS OVER TURNED
ROAD BLOCK TOSSED LORRIES BURNED
SMASH UP A TESCO NICK A SACK 'O CRISPS
CARTON 'O SILK CUTS MASK DON'T FIT
EYES ALL RUNNIN WET
FROM THE PETROL SMOKE AND THE TEAR GAS SWEAT
BOUNCE A RUBBER PYLON OFFA POLICE HEAD
WATER CANON BLAST NEARLY KNOCKED ME ON ME TED
HOODIES UP SKI MASK ON
DID A POO ON A BENTLEY PARKED ON A LAWN
SAW A FUCKIN TRACK BIKE SET IT ON FIRE
CHUCKED IT THROUGH THE CORNER SHOP WINDOW
BUSES GET FUCKED UP
CARAVANS INCITE RAGE
FUCK MY LIFE IT'S COMIN UNFURLED
FUCK THIS CHIP SHOP FUCK THE WORLD
FUCK A DOUBLE DECKER BUS IN MY FACE
FOOT LOCKER CALLIN ME BIG FOOT RACE
NICK A PAIR 'O KOBES IN ANY SIZE
RANDOM FUCKIN TRAINERS CHILDREN'S SIZE
MARKS 'N SPARX ARE ALL OUT 'O ROCK STAR
LUCAZADE FAIRY SNUFF IT'LL HAVE TO DO
RED BULL WOULDA BEEN COOL FEEL LIKE A FOOL
F-U-C-K-A DOUBLE L
FUCK THE WORLD
FUCK THE BIRDS
FUCK EVERYTHING
AND EVERYBODY
FUCK THE TORY GOVERNMENT
NORTH GLESGA REPRESENT
DAILY FUCKING MAIL CALLING US A CHAV
SEND THESE POLIS FOR AN EARLY FUCKIN BATH
BUS SHELTERS SET ON FIRE
CAMERAS SMASHED LIKE THE FUCKING WIRE
RUBBER BULLETS DO YOUR BOUNCY BEST
OURS ARE REAL COPPER WEAR A FUCKIN VEST
NOW, THIS GUN'S A REPLICA
STOLE IT OFF MY GIRLFRIEND'S DA
BUT IF I POINT IT YOU WILL GIVE ME MONEY
AND IF YOU DON't I'LL MAKE YOU WALK FUNNY
EARS RINGING TO YOUR PLEAS
DON'T WORRY MISSUS IT'S JUST A FUNNY WHEEZE
NOW WE'RE PUTTING CATS UP THE FUCKING TREES
WE'RE THE CITY PIRATES AND YOUR STREETS ARE OUR SEAS
STAND AND DELIVER YOUR LIFE OR YOUR TVS
STAND AND DELIVER YOUR LIFE OR YOUR CHEESE
STAND AND DELIVER YOUR LIFE OR PS3s
STAND AND DELIVER YOUR LIFE OR YOUR DEGREES
STAND AND DELIVER YOU PUT US ON OUR KNEES
STAND AND DELIVER YOU PUT US ON OUR KNEES
STAND AND DELIVER YOU PUT OS ON OUR KNEES
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT MAN YOU PUT US ON OUR KNEES?
F-U-C-K-A DOUBLE L
FUCK THE WORLD
FUCK THE BIRDS
FUCK EVERYTHING
AND EVERYBODY
-Aleister X/Lu-King, 2011
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22. |
Wake N Bake
00:55
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Wake n bake from the bottom of a lake
wake n bake n wait
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I invented that shit
Is this dark enough for ya?
I invented that shit
Others copped it while I flopped it
I invented that shit
Ten years ago underneath a hedge row
I invented that shit
Stolen by liars and deniers
I invented that shit
Hyper hat flams and the randy pizz jams
I invented that shit
Hoover dronin and the phone-in
I invented that shit
Non-sequitors tryna have sex with her
I invented that shit
In 2000 now they call it witch house and
I invented that shit
Stole my iPad off a blokes dad
(Chorus):
I this dark enough for ya?
Swimmin with some corpses excorcist porpoises
Is this dark enough for ya?
Satanic remix vampire pee mix
I invented that shit
On a four track dark Lorax
I invented that shit
While never sleepin never eatin
I invented that shit
Call it the Blow-Off snow job blow job
I invented that shit
Poltergeist rap beats ghost flow repeats
I invented that shit
Hissy fit snare breaks missle tit hair cakes
I invented that shit
The next level produced by the devil
I invented that shit
In a black out on a crack couch
I invented that shit
With a crayon and the haze on
(Chorus)
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24. |
Creep Walk
02:54
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Bitches throwin fits
shake yr tiny tits
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25. |
Uncle Dro
02:50
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(Chorus):
Uncle Dro used to grow hydroponic d*pe
Big fairy never married taught me how to smoke
Uncle Dro used to grow hydroponic w86d
Wicked buds big nugs taught me how to smoke the trees
7:14 in the morning on Tollinger Lane
Uncle Dro indo deisel ain't a damn thing changed
Show room grow room zoomin in the morning light
Uncle Dro sm*ked-up Mummy's all c*ked-up
From the f86kin nightclub
Too much sugar for a dime gonna try another time
So-called big ballers shot callers lickin on lime
Uncle Dro sniffin c*ke gonna take the limousine
Four dark fruits takin rides in the back
Long black f86kin limo
(Chorus)
Uncle Dro's limo took the turns as we got h*gher
Driver lost his head at a Dead show "Scarlet Fire"
16 times we got h*gh in a car park lot
Qps of trainwreck Tollinger Lane cheques
Hydr* f86kin ind*
3:15 in the morning when we got back
Uncle Dro's *xys got some hippy cr*ck
Doin d*pe deals all day prepaid iPhones
Upgrade Gatorade code word dr*g raid
On my f86kin cell phone
(Breakdown)
(Last verse same as the first)
(Chorus)
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26. |
Goin To The Club (skit)
00:43
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27. |
Rock The Dark
03:34
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parkside darkside
we rock the dark
in a carpark
we rock the dark
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Aleister X New York, New York
Aleister X self-released his first EP in 2000, The rare "Wicked Wicks" EP CDR as simply, Aleister. In 2005 Aleister X began performing live as Aleister. In 2007 Aleister X signed to Andrew W.K.'s label, Sky Scraper Music Maker. In 2009 SSMM released the "Bangers And Beans" EP. (cont.) ... more
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